The Man
Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind
readers.
1. Learn to work
the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it
up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.
1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Ask for what you
want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong
hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly
acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if
you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends
are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months
ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and
void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat,
you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can
be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one
1. You can either ask us to
do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already
know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please
say whatever you have to say during commercials...
1. Christopher
Columbus did
NOT need directions and
neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16
colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit,
not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve
is.
1. If it itches,
it will be scratched. W e do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong
and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We
know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you
don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go
somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're
thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS
a shape!
Thank you for reading
this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men
really don't mind that? It's like camping.
